porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK


liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying




thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous
cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me