7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP
cross out the things you’ve done.

snapslikethis:

Graduated high school. | Kissed someone.| Collected something really stupid| Smoked a cigarette| Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park.| Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night.| Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident.| Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral.| Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon.| Cried yourself to sleep. | Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing.| Have a best friend. | Lost someone youloved. | Shoplifted something.| Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Skipped school. | Had detention.| Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary.| Had a yard| Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show.| Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have.| Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches.| Taken a taxi.| Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal.| Used a credit card.| Did “spirit day” at school.| Dyed your hair.| Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s.| Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team| Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship| Been on the TV. | French braided| Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car.| Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish.| Drank alcohol.| Forwarded a chain letter.| Made a mistake.

plot twist: if you want to know the story behind any of these, message me and i’ll tell



lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 



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